Oct 23
seriously, I’m a disgusting person
I almost swerved across three lanes of freeway
construction traffic to get to that McDonald’s.
I restrained myself. Double cheese
and strawberry milkshake?
Sometimes I tell people I’m trying to go vegan. This mostly means
I’ve switched to almond milk.
Cut it out, cut it out.
Two exits later in Brighton
I was eating Arby’s in a parking lot.
The curly fries were vegan.
The roast beef was not.
My heart sighed.
Now my hands smell funny.
Those running shoes look hilariously new
a full year later.
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