Touch the Sky // Kanye West + The XX
this murders the biggie/xx mushup.
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seriously, I’m a disgusting person
I almost swerved across three lanes of freeway
construction traffic to get to that McDonald’s.
I restrained myself. Double cheese
and strawberry milkshake?
Sometimes I tell people I’m trying to go vegan. This mostly means
I’ve switched to almond milk.
Cut it out, cut it out.
Two exits later in Brighton
I was eating Arby’s in a parking lot.
The curly fries were vegan.
The roast beef was not.
My heart sighed.
Now my hands smell funny.
Those running shoes look hilariously new
a full year later.
well im brandy im 18 i have one daughter she was born 7/2/09….i live with my parents for now but in the spring i plan on goin to night school and eventually becomming a lawyer….i just moved to saranac michigan but i soon might be moving to carson city…thats not a for sure thing im recently lookin for a job and i got into some trouble and lost my lisence but in a few months i should have it back i really dont know what else to put so just email me!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
either spending time with my daughter or when shes away i am hittin up some parties chillen with people or just anything that comes to mind
I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
/in what world is this balling?
Zero stroke is the name of the latest German ailment. It is the nervous affliction of bookkeepers who grow dizzy from the number of ciphers that must be set in a row after the integers before German marks are sufficiently numerous to come within hailing distance of real money.
Cashiers, bookkeepers, and bankers were reportedly the most prone to this affliction.
Besides a compulsion to write endless strings of zeros, individuals that suffered from this condition would reportedly become confused when referring to numbers and would state that they were ten billion years old or had forty trillion children.
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
What, thou rash egg! Thus will we drown thine exclamations.
[They again insert his head into the commode]
Trifle not with the fury of two desperate men. Long has thy wife sealed a bond with Jaques Treehorn; as blood is to blood, surely thou owest to Jaques Treehorn in recompense.
Rise, and speak wisely, man—but hark;
I see thy rug, as woven i’the Orient,
A treasure from abroad. I like it not.
I’ll stain it thus; ever thus to deadbeats.
[He stains the rug]
Sir, prithee nay!
860,630 was the fictional score the plot of this episode of Seinfeld, now a classic in and of itself, centered around. At the time, this score was considered lofty and almost humorous by fans of classic arcade video gaming, as it was more than double any known documented score ever seen on a real Frogger machine. (via Classic arcade gamer tops famous Seinfeld Frogger high score)